Originally written on The Fantasy Fix  |  Last updated 11/14/14
What follows, is in fact a display of the author’s prodigious poetic abilities, or lack thereof. National League East preview, in Haiku: Nationals Rotation is stacked, Deep bullpen and Bryce Harper, Best team in baseball?     Braves No more Chipper, but Bullpen, Uptons, Heyward, swell! Hunt for October. Phillies Aces on the mound, Position players aging, Longshot Wild Card. Mets Mets are down Dickey, Hot corner is extended, Playoffs? Unlikely. Marlins Giancarlo Stanton Will be hitting moonshots into Lots of empty seats! Do you have a Haiku for the NL East? Leave it in the comments below… Check back tomorrow for the NL Central Preview in Haiku! Don’t forget to  check out our  wonderful fantasy baseball draft guide! You can follow Alan’s nonsense on Twitter @TheFantasyFix
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