Found March 24, 2007 on Sports Hernia:
"What are they looking at?" said the apparently blind Kastens. " I don't get that at all." - It's a bit complicated Stanley, but we'll try and explain. We're looking at your crappy team's roster, dipshit. You have Dmitri Young and Travis Lee "battling" for a spot in the starting line-up, your staff "ace" John Patterson pitched 40 innings last year....
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