Originally written on The Victory Formation  |  Last updated 7/25/13
Before we get started on parsing the mysteries of Alex Rodriguez, know that this is the source of inspiration for the post. Thanks, Yahoo! Expert, Tim Brown. Now, into the depths of sports lunacy. Much beloved centaur and former best baseball player in the world, Alex Rodriguez has been a source of comedy and controversy for a long time. The Biogenesis scandal has just been another couple of chapters in the book on Rodriguez. Remember when he was just the best high school prospect of the ESPN era? That was approximately 6 million years ago, which could be much older than Earth depending on who’s doing the accounting. With his career now winding down it’s sometimes hard to remember a time when he was actually playing baseball instead of being benched or injured or not injured or injured by his own analysis but also better by his own analysis. And just when you think things can’t get any dumber or nonsensical, A-Rod goes to get a second opinion on his hurt thigh, that was confirmed as an injury by MRI testing, from a doctor he has never met before but who was reprimanded by the New Jersey Attorney General for [...]
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