One is the loneliest number that I've ever seen. 1 is the number of hits the Phils had tonight with Joe Nobody pitching. Season now 2 games old, and 2 losses mounting. Pathetic, terrible, appalling, hopeless, worthless, futile, horrible, horrendous, wasted, awful, dreadful, abysmal, ugly...just plain bad baseball (with the exception of Hamels' outing). Tune in tomorrow at 1:05 for another for another demoralizing game.
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