Our League Updates, I.E. How I Stopped Loving Morneau and Alvarez

Since everyone loves a good schadenfreude session, I figured I’d let you look at our teams, point and laugh.  Hey, at least you have your ‘stache! Thanks, Random Italicized Voice.  Anyway, here’s our fantasy baseball teams and how they’re currently doing: Yahoo Friends & Family (host: Brandon Funston of Yahoo!) — 14 team, mixed, 5×5, 1250 IP cap, roto — Currently tied for 10th. They Hate Me:  This was one of the leagues where we doubled up on Morneau and Alvarez.  A recurring theme in our teams across all leagues is our trust in Alvarez and Morneau.  They took our trust, brought it into a public restroom, placed it on top of the toilet paper dispenser, left it there, someone else came in and knocked it onto the floor and the janitor never swept it into the garbage so now it’s getting kicked back and forth through puddles of unknown liquids. Key Pickups:  Honestly, this team was in last place for the first two months, so to say ther...