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And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of what has been posted today to Ozzie Guillen’s Twitter account. Yes, Ozzie is a crazy maniac who doesn’t usually make sense in English, but these tweets are more incoherent than usual. Man juices? And there’s so much more. For example: whit. all. this. trafic. lol. but. is. ok. i. going. to. listen. el. tigre. rafael. salsa. program. in. venezuela. animoooo(.)
Ozzie’s account had been dead since May 17.
God, if you really do exist, please let this be real.
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iam. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack — Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012 It has been 110 long, Ozzie Guillen-less days on the interwebs since the Miami Marlins skipper delighted us with his sometimes nonsensical, often in Spanish and always entertaining ramblings courtesy of his Twitter account. And even though the Marlins are suffering through a terrible season, it [...]
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