Phillies 2009 Promotions - Part 2

So Taguchi Bat Day - Bat day is always one the best giveaways of the season. This season though, the Phil might have made a mistake. On July 24th, all fans 14 and under will receive a So Taguchi Model Louisville Slugger. This bat, modeled after the one Taguchi used all season long, has a tapered black handle but no barrel. When asked about using a bat with no barrel, Taguchi said, "Bat light. Easy to swing. Get through strike zone very quick. I get around on fastball. And I never break bat...so I have that going for me, which is nice."Utley Soap-on-a-Rope - The majority of fans had no problem with potty-mouthed Chase Utley's premeditated spontaneous act of impulsive vulgarity. Then there are a minority of stupid fucks concernced citizens that wrote complaints such as, "Is there no platform that is sacred anymore?" or "How am I to explain such profanity to my child?" Hopefully all of these rightous morons show up August 20th against the D-backs when ...