Originally posted on FOX Sports  |  Last updated 7/11/13
How do you top a home invasion by a gun-wielding, bulletproof vest-wearing Anna Benson in terms of sensationalism? You allegedly have a few too many drinks in Las Vegas and wander into a hospital. THE HANGOVER 4 San Francisco Giants righthander Chad Gaudin had a night to forget about - literally -- in January, but the police obviously remember. The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports Gaudin was charged with open and gross lewdness earlier this month for an absolutely bizarre incident in Sin City six months ago. Gaudin, who is married, somehow ended up at Desert Springs Hospital, several miles from the Las Vegas strip. Once there, he allegedly groped a 23-year-old woman who was on a gurney. Gaudin, described in the police report as appearing to be drunk, ignored warnings from the hospital security to leave the woman alone and had to be restrained until police arrived. In a statement released Wednesday, Gaudin's lawyer claims his client "was examined in the emergency room of a local hospital while experiencing symptoms believed to be related to acute renal failure due to a condition known as rhabdomyolysis. The symptoms included confusion, dehydration and loss of orientation and/or consciousness." PEACE PIPE Cleveland Indians closer Chris Perez isn't due back in court until Sept. 3, but more details of his marijuana bust are leaking. Police searched Perez's home on June 4, just days after a couple of suspicious packages addressed to his dog caught the attention of the U.S. Postal Service. The Plain Dealer reports authorities seized two marijuana pipes, a bong and a small amount of pot during their search. In addition, they recovered two Ziploc bags with marijuana roaches in them and a grinder used to break down the plant's buds. Perez and his wife, Melanie, have been charged with drug abuse , a fourth-degree misdemeanor. IN OTHER LEGAL NEWS Oakland Raiders linebacker Kaluka Maiava has been charged with third-degree assault and fourth-degree criminal property damage in connection with a brawl with two men at a bar in Maui. The incident happened three days after he signed a three-year, $6 million contract. Two-time NBA champion Dwyane Wade is facing another legal battle with his ex-wife . Siohvaughn Funches-Wade has filed a lawsuit that claims the Miami Heat star violated the terms of a 2008 agreement that requires his endorsement deals be fully deposited into a joint account they both control. Virginia Tech dismissed tailback Michael Holmes from the school after he was convicted of assault and battery in connection with a fight in April. University of Washington wide receiver Kasen Williams was fined and received a misdemeanor citation after he was pulled over for speeding and driving under the influence in May. Huskies coach Steve Sarkisian released a statement saying the school was aware of the incident. The Associated Press contributed to this report.
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