Found July 16, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
Things can get quite boring out in the bullpen while sitting around awaiting your turn.  They sure did for Rangers closer Joe Nathan during Tuesday’s All Star Game.  Instead of listening to Yankees legendary closer Mariano Rivera coach up Blue Jays reliever Steve Delabar, he had better things to do. He wanted to sit there and beat on his cup.  At least I hope he was wearing a cup.
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