Re-Casting Baseball Wives to Make it Actually Watchable

If you didn't catch the series premier of Baseball Wives last night, consider yourself blessed. Me, I wasn't so lucky as I was tasked by our crack editorial staff with watching the show and reviewing it. Here is my basic take: I watched the first 30 minutes of the show and then got up from my chair punched myself in the groin and writhed on the floor in agony for 30 minutes. That second 30 minutes was waaaaay more enjoyable. So, if you DVR'd the show and were going to watch it later, you can go ahead and delete it, or slug yourself in the junk. Your choice. To be fair, I don't care much for trash TV to begin with, but even by garbage reality drama, this show was pretty horrible. You'd think a show about wives of famous athletes would feature women that were attractive and/or interesting. You would think wrong. Anna Benson was the big draw for the show, but she is not even close to being hot anymore and her uber-raspy voice makes it sound like she talks thr...