Red Sox Underwear For Sale, If You're Into That Sort Of Thing

Tired of collecting all kinds of **** related to your favorite player? Time to collect their literal ****, in skidmark form. Game-used underwear, people. Christ. A memorabilia seller has somehow rounded up undies used during games by two of your favorite Red Sox, plus Hideki Okajima. I don't know who would really want this stuff, but I'm guessing there's a lot of the same mindset as the people who buy used panties out of Japanese vending machines. Phil said the Sox locker-room clean-out uncovered a pair of Dustin Pedroia's game-used drawers. And we know what you're thinking - Castinetti assures us Pedie's underpants do not have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them. There's also a pair of unmentionables belonging to new catcher Victor Martinez . He's just the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he? And reliever Hideki Okajima's tighty-whiteys are also amongst the BVD booty. "They are so used, I'd rather not be handling them, to be honest...