Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League **** Hijinks

Recently, Giants farmhand Garrett Broshuis shared the story of his teammate's ****-waggling mating ritual, which Garrett likened to the furious, metronomic beating of a toy drum. And now, the reporter for whom the drum was furiously, metronomically beaten is outraged. Vickie Fulkerson writes for The Day in New London, Conn. She occasionally covers the Connecticut Defenders, the Giants' Double-A affiliate for whom Broshuis — Fulkerson's "favorite Defender" — used to pitch. Here's what Broshuis wrote for us earlier this month: Most farms keep at least one ******* around, and this baseball farm was no different. They liven things up with random antics. Our ******* had a "mating call." He would flop his ***** back and forth in a fashion similar to a Mexican toy drum. It even produced a similar sound. (Buyer beware of this toy.) So, the poor woman was interviewing me, trying very hard not to look at the wrong thing. And it was at this mome...