Rob Dibble's Posterior Tattoo

For the third time this week, let me write these words: you have to keep watching this baseball team every night because of the chance that you'll see something the universe has never seen before. Today, of course, it was Joel Hanrahan getting a win thanks to a run scored by a dude he was traded for. Also, for the second time in the Nats' last three (completed) games, a pitcher got a win without throwing a pitch on the night he got the win. That has to be the first time in world history that's happened, at any level of baseball. But the other thing about the Nats' broadcasts is that you're likely to hear something the universe has never heard before. This transcript from tonight's game is courtesy of @kevin_reiss. And I realize this Dibble G-string story is not a new one, but I don't know that it's