Saturday thread: Brett Myers' career largely indefinable

Starter. Closer. Fat. Thin. Majors. Minors. Pitcher. Hitter. Winner. Loser. Hero. Zero. Just a few words that come to mind when describing the career of Brett Myers. This morning on WIP radio, host Brian Startare asked listeners to summarize Myers' career in Philadelphia. No disrespect to the average WIP listener, but even Bill Lyon would struggle to extract meaning from Myers' career. In my five years of blogging about the Phillies, Myers has been the toughest player to write about....