Seven Things That Could Have Made Four And A Half Hours of Testimony Fun

If things had gone our way, Wednesday's four and a half hours of Rocket-Man goes to Capitol Hill would have been more entertaining. Why can't the Capitol be in Hollywood? If one of the following scenarios had taken place, it would have been Miller Time a little bit early. 1. When Roger Clemens took his seat, a robust round of Animal House style "cheater" or "roid-head" coughs. 2. If Chairman Waxman had come down from behind the podium and he and Clemens started jawing at each other, nose to nose. You'd have to imagine that spit would have been flying, and Clemens either decks Waxman, or Waxman tosses Clemens like an ump would. You're gone, pal!