Found January 04, 2012 on Cardinals Diaspora: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Forgive me, I've been a bit ill this week. I thought that you said Carpenter banged up his foot saving a man from an anaconda attack in the Amazon.Wait, what?Of course he did.I honestly can't believe that this site didn't post anything about this story until now. For this, I am truly sorry. It's one thing to not get you the adjusted VORP percentages for the AAA Redbirds, but when it comes to gigantic man eating snakes attacking superstar pitchers, well, we've just got to get better. This will not be taken lightly around the CD HQ.We're going to need you to come in on Saturday, ok?Back to the Snakes on a Ace, though. I looks like Carp, Phillies pitcher Roy Halladay and former Blue Jay BJ Ryan decided the best place to catch some relaxing off-season fishing was, of course, the Amazon. As in the ******* Amazon, Amazon. So when a giant anaconda proceeded to attack a fellow rod n reeler, the boys of summer pounced into action and wrestled the slithering serpent ba...
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