There is a time for serious baseball analysis and there is a time for silliness. Now is that time.
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Michael Bourn as the Flash - Signed for his tremendous speed, Bourn has already shown glimpses of it on the base paths and in the outfield. It is also rumored that his stint on the DL was actually because he was holding a race against LeBron James to find out who really is faster.
Michael Brantley as the Amazing Spider Man - Wall climbing is just one of Brantley's Amazing abilities that also include diving catches in the outfield and fighting the Green Goblin.
Jason Kipnis as Iron Man - The most durable Indian, Kipnis is on the field every day no matter what. He uses his hand rockets to get that extra height when turning difficult double plays.
Nick Swisher as Nickelangelo - The original dude-bro, Nicky is way too cool to care ab...