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The American Mustache Institue Speaks Out In Regards To Giambi's Shaving

Found August 05, 2008 on Awful Announcing Inactive:

I mentioned back in July that Dr. Aaron Perlut was by far the best ESPN First Take guest in the history of the show. Well with the upsetting news that Giambi had nixed the 'stache yesterday, Dr. Perlut came back on the ESPN morning show today to read a statement on the missing "lip fur"....



Not nearly as funny as the first appearance, but pretty entertaining. The Sal Fasano mention was unexpected and the use of the term "lip sweater" is definitely now going to be in my vocabulary. Good stuff, but the 'stache angle is definitely dead now.

ESPN First Take's Best Guest Ever: Dr. Aaron Perlut (Awful Announcing)
Original Story: http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2...
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