The Comeback Vol. XXIV

Once again I have got the bug to update my blog. I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense either as unfortunately the Ugandan Goliathus blog beetle laid eggs in my brain and the only way to avoid a long and painful demise is to update this site regularly. I wish I had some way to explain away my long absence by saying I had teamed up with Lincoln's ghost and traveled through time to catch Jefferson Davis before he could reach Mexico with a fortune in Confederate gold, or better yet joined forces with the reanimated corpse of Andrew Jackson and worked covert ops missions for the President to protect America from villains the public didn't even know existed like Dr. Fartsocks and his evil army of SharkBadgers. However, try as I might to extend premises that sound like rejected ideas for Timecop 2 or Quantum Leap fan fiction into 3,000 word blog posts and then disappear for eight months, I decided to not waste everybody's time and just write that I will be updating ...