Found June 12, 2008 on Rotowhine:
My vaunted vacation theory - that an object's velocity is derivative of the object's position in respect to the object's fantasy team going nuts when the object is on vacation - is officially retired. It may work like a charm for some of you. Hell, a few of you might have disappeared into the Caribbean permanently. But when the theorist himself - me - can no longer get behind the idea, it's over.
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