Found August 09, 2012 on RJ's Fro:
If you are anything like me, you are obviously pretty broken hearted over this whole KStew cheating on RPatz thing. I haven't been able to eat for weeks. I've barely slept a wink. People may confuse me with that of a homeless person, as I haven't showered or shaved in weeks. WHY KSTEW!?!?! WHY!?!?! There had to be more to this! They seemed like such a happy (horrible acting) couple!! Then it all came to me....THE DODGERS BROKE THEM UP!!! Why is that you ask? Well read on....       Rewind to 2011. RPatz was spotted out wearing a Padres hat. Scratch that, an awesome Padres BROWN hat. Nevermind the Bengals sweatshirt, because we are talking about Padre hats. Don't get sidetracked here. At the time, he said in numerous interviews that he grew up a fan of Tony Gwynn, Benito Santiago, Robbie Alomar & Bip Roberts. He had the "brown & orange running through his blood" he once stated. He would often say "BOLLOCKS!" to Jack Clark and Mike Pagl...
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