The Dugout Is Not Making This Up: Kyle Farnsworth Injured By Dogs

by B. Thompson StroudFiled under: Royals, AL Central, MLB Injuries, The DugoutIn a ridiculous but true story we couldn't possibly make up, Kansas City Royals relief pitcher Kyle Farnsworth continued his 2009 Farewell to the Major Leagues Tour today by having to get four stitches in his left index finger after being bitten by one of his dogs. According to the report, he was bitten while trying to break up a fight between the canines, but anybody who has ever read a Dugout knows that is totally NOT what he was doing, and chances are it was something even more absurd that what you are about to read.Sometimes Barry Bonds dresses up like Paula Abdul, sometimes Jim Thome hits a game winning homerun on Opening Day, and sometimes Kyle Farnsworth gets bitten by a dog. Thank you, God, for having a sense of humor. Tonight's Dugout is after the jump.The Dugout Is Not Making This Up: Kyle Farnsworth Injured By Dogs originally appeared on Fanhouse MLB Blog on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:35:00 ED...