The eruption of Mt. Trembley

You ever seen Captain James T. Kirk go completely gorillashit on  some poor Klingon? Yeah? Well then, you have an idea of O’s manager Dave Trembley’s meltdown last night. "I no longer need this hat!" He thought his team got jypped by the umpires in the top of the first. Luke Scott hit a bases-loaded single that scored two runs. But Trembley thought it should’ve scored three runs, since Seattle centerfielder Franklin Gutierrez’s throw bounced off the pitcher’s mound and into the stands. The rule states that runners get two bases. But the umpires ruled that Nolan Reimold hadn’t crossed second base and was entitled to advance only to third. Trembley argued a little, then went back to the dugout. Between innings, he...