Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 11/17/14
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Well, you can't ignore that kind of evidence. You get the tar, I'll get the feathers... ESPN - now doing more investigative work on Yankee players than the entire U.S. media did on the reasons for invading Iraq - says this newest issue surrounds the international lady of mystery known as Sonia Cruz. She has worked for Robinson Cano's foundation and has also been a Biogenesis client. Hmm. She claims it was for a $300 weight loss program. Does she think we're daft? That's exactly what she'd say if she were lying! Here's how it must have gone down: Cruz - as public spokesperson for Cano's operation - wouldn't generate the least amount of attention to him. Thus, she went to Biogenesis and paid $300 for top of the line bull testosterone, which she swallowed in a plastic balloon and muled to the Yankee dugout, where it was safely injected into Robbie's buttocks by A-Rod. A perfect crime. The lady did it. Cano has denied knowing clinic founder Tony Bosch or having ever used performance-enh...
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