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Hello, my name is Jimbuktu. I'm new here. My aim is to entertain you. So, without further ado, here's a little ditty I worked up for y'all out there … I know I'm not the only that was watching the All-Star game and made the connection between Dan Uggla and the dumb-as-rocks "MATT DAMON" marionette from [...]
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