Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 1/3/13
Actually, this isn't funny.  A failed marriage is nothing to snicker over... UNLESS THE GUY HIT .210 FOR YOU LAST YEAR.  Then you have the right to prattle.Andruw Jones is heading to Japan without...a) A wedding ring.b) A World Series ring.The Murdoch Post says Andruw and his wife are calling it quits. I'm sorry, but I'm still smarting over the Gammonitic crap I read last winter about Andruw's renewed passion for greatness. What a joke. The story went that Andruw moved in with A-Rod in order to train himself harder than ever - so he'd come to camp looking like a lion, roiling in the greatest shape of his career, ready to play every day and forge his bronze plaque for Cooperstown. A-Rod looked like the perfect teammate. Andruw looked like a committed Yankee. Yeah, some Gammonite actually wrote that drivel. And me, yeah me... I actually believed it. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why do I do this to myself?I vaguely remember somebody saying Andruw looked good in camp. It was probably the sam...
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