Things I Hate About the Phillies: Volumes I and II

I love the Phillies like they're my family, but just like that uncle that tries to touch you in la-la area, there's certain things to hate about them too. WSBGM's has never hesitated to "keep it real" and speak our minds, like I say- "you can sugarcoat a turd, but it's still a turd in the end". So without further ado, here is the first installment of Things I Hate About the Phillies. *I hate that Phillies' fans get labeled "Negative Nancy's" because we wear our hearts on our sleeves and expect our team to perform up to standard. Problem is, we drown out sorrow with booze and that leads to malicious heckling, in turn leading to our unjustified public persona. Down deep we're all a bunch of super nice people passionate about our team; and if you don't agree, you can go suck sweat from a freshly moistened jock strap a-hole! *I hate that David Bell was a Phillie for 4 seasons and Chris Wheeler said, "he does all th...