TOP 10 BETTER WAYS TO INSULT CLEVELAND

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Dan Gilbert, the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, says that rampant speculation that LeBron James will leave town after his contract expires in 2010 is "an insult to the city." Heck, we can do better than that!

10. With the inevitable choice of T-shirt

9. By letting Randy Newman do it, back when Randy wasn't, well, making his living by having Disney execute #10 on him

Randy Newman - 17 Burn On, Big River

8. Point out that their baseball team and logo is the baseball equivalent of the Washington Redskins, New York Kikes, or San Francisco Butt Pirates

7. Note that their president wasn't even good enough to serve consecutive terms

6. Confuse their home town with Dayton, Columbus, Cincinnati or Detroit

5. Hold them personally responsible for Drew Carey, Phil Donahue, Don King, George Steinbrenner and Jim Tressel

4. Constantly drop things in front of them while chastising yourself for being such a Byner

3. Ask who was pitching when they blew the World Series (for the record, Jose Mesa)

2. Note that since no Cleveland team has won a championship since 1964 (!), the NHL's Cleveland Barons (1976-78) are really the town's most successful franchise of the last 45 years, since they've wasted the town's time the least

1. Visit, and be inspired for a lifetime

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