Top 10 factors in Chien Ming-Wang's decision making

According to various sources, the one-time Yankee starter is choosing between the Nationals and one other team for his baseballery efforts in 2010. These factors include...10) A starting rotation spot, as befitting his 9.64 ERA from last year9) A firm promise that, even if things don't go well, he won't have to go back to Taiwan8) The assurance that, even if he pitches in the National League, that he won't have to run the bases, given how well that went the last time7) Since he's a ground ball pitcher, a shortstop with nearly as much range as Derek Jeter, and a first baseman with Jason Giambi's ability to cover for bad throws6) An offense that helps a non-strikeout pitcher with a 4 ERA win over 70% of his starts and be known as an ace5) No chance of further postseason stress and trauma4) Broadcast teams that have the sense of a walnut, in that they won't mention any perfect game while it is in progress3) More of those oh-so-manly bobbleheads2) In writing, the...