by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool10. That the Red Sox are interested in trading Manny Ramirez, their only consistent source of right handed power, on deadline, for low value, just because the player is having his 53rd episode of Unhappiness
9. The Bengals can't possibly handle the Chad Johnson distraction, seeing how they've never had any distractions from their players before
8. Pending a trade, it matters who wins the job as the starting quarterback in Chicago -- regardless of how deep your fantasy league draft is
7. Every single aspect of the Tour de France, including the continued existence of the Tour de France
6. Every training camp injury that doesn't involve the player missing regular season time
5. Anything said by any Hall of Fame inductee, assuming that racial slurs or crazed political views are not uttered
4. How members of the US Olympic men's basketball team are fueled by Vengeance
3. Any golf tournament until Neo Woods returns
2. How NASCAR fans are ready to boo certain drivers whose cars come from non-US countries, since their boos and cheers can clearly be heard during the race, and give some drivers a big advantage
1. Any story that talks about how the Yankees or Red Sox might be in danger of missing the playoffs, since neither team can ever miss the playoffs ever again
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