Found October 05, 2008 on Epic Carnival:
by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Realistically, the Dodgers are a better team than their record

9. The White Sox are still alive. so you can just root for them, right?

8. Rich Harden is sure to be healthy again next year

7. Game Three was a much closer loss, so clearly, they just needed the series to be a best of seven

6. If they won, they'd lose their whole brand identity

5. There must be some other franchise that has lost nine straight postseason games

4. Those LCS and WS tickets would have cost a lot of money, and with heating oil so expensive these days, you're better off with the cash

3. Thanks to their big contracts, you'll be able to root for Fukudome and Soriano for years to come

2. Maybe the next time they are in the playoffs, they'll avoid the goat and priest nonsense, and just finally show Satan some love

1. It's Gonna Happen


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