Originally posted on Cardinals Diaspora  |  Last updated 10/19/12
Oh man. Did you guys just SEE that?  I am so in love with Adam Wainwright right now that I can’t even stand it.   I’ve decided that when we get married (BECAUSE THAT WILL HAPPEN), Yadier Molina is going to be my maid of honor.   And I think Pete Kozma and Matt Carpenter will probably be bridesmaids. It’s all up in the air right now and I’ll have to talk to Adam about it (because we talk about EVERYTHING and are so in love), but I'm sure the pieces will all fall together.   Right now it’s kind of touch and go, but it’s obviously very difficult to plan a wedding when he’s out there being so awesome at throwing baseballs. We simply don’t have time for ALL OF THESE DETAILS.   I’m sure that when the day rolls around it will just be perfect and wonderful, because he means so much to me and our love is forever. If Hunter Pence (haha, THAT GUY!) can’t stop us, than no one can.   Put it on your calendars, you guys. You’re all invited
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