Originally posted on We Should Be GM's  |  Last updated 4/2/12
[In light of Juan Pierre making the Opening Day roster, I remixed U2's "One" to honor his best skill - leading the league in caught stealing. I picked caught stealing over his second best skill, having a small head but wearing a large helmet, because that didn't fit into song easily. Enjoy.]Does he make them better?Or are they still the same?It will make it easier to blog nowWe’ve got someone to blameI say...Juan runsJuan swipesWhen it's Juan’s speedIt’s all hypeJuan runsBut it’s not rare thatHe gets caught often, weDon't care for itDid I disappoint youThought Podsednik with a tearYou act like you never saw JuanGet caught stealing every yearWell it's...Too lateTonightTo drag his stats out into the lightHe’s Juan, but he’s not that goodHe will get Caught stealingCaught stealingJuan...Have you come here for a pennant?Why is your bat so dead?Have you come here to play left field?Why not Dom Brown instead?Do we ask too much?More than a lotYou give us nothingNow that’s all ...
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