VIDEO: Cecil And Prince Fielder In Happier Times

I'll skip all the jokes about former Detroit Tigers first baseman Cecil Fielder doing a McDonald's spot. I'm not going to say "Did you know that if you stab Cecil Fielder Big Mac special sauce comes out instead of blood?", because I'm above that. I won't mention the irony that the only legit baseball star in Detroit during the 1990's who also happened to be like 275 lbs. plugged the most unhealthy fast food item of his time (if it were today, I think Cecil would be pimping that monstrosity of a chicken/potato/gravy/cheese/biscuit bowl that The Colonel offers). Instead I'll just let you focus on a cute commercial when cubby little Prince adored his slugging papa and when said papa had yet to make a generous $580K donation to Donald Trump's Atlantic City casino.