We Can Build Him. We Have the Technology.

What if it were possible to create a designated hitter? Putting the best attributes the organization has had at the position over the past fifteen some-odd years to assemble an elite run producer? What it the Twins decided to abandon trades and the free-agent market and accepted that challenge? What would they extract and utilize to comprise their wicked abomination? And more importantly, what would Victor (Conti) Frankenstein's DH look like?