Found August 21, 2009 on Goat Riders of the Apocalypse:
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Welcome, one and all, to today's edition of Roster Talk!  Today, we're gonna look at the bright side of things, once again, because whenever I look at things from the other side of the coin, some of you get upset, your feelings get hurt, and you start demanding that I hang myself.  Ah, kids...you know I would always go with the overdose, or perhaps the double Smokey Joe in the sealed bathroom method, like my favorite singer used.  I just LOVE the smell of a charcoal fire! Anyway, let's go over the 2009 Cubs roster, and discuss who I would keep for 2010...don't worry, people, it's not a long list, and you can finish it in no time and get RIGHT back to work...you don't even have to print it and take it to the can with you.  Without further eloquence, here's the "keepers" on Jim Hendry's fantasy team: Derrek Lee - even in this, his best year in the past five, he doesn't have the offensive output of the top NL first...
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