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How Do You Lose A Pitcher The Size Of El Barto?

Found July 09, 2009 on Can't Stop The Bleeding:
Bartolo
Rehabbing White Sox SP Bartolo Colon was described in some circles as AWOL this week, and with a scheduled start for Triple-A Charlotte tonight in jeopardy, Chicago manager Ozzie Guillen (having already offered a $2 million bounty for the recovery of the hefty hurler) had a unique theory behind El Barto’s disappearance, as transcribed by [...]
Original Story: http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?p...
2 Comments:
  • In the age of Twitter and GPS, I wondered what would happen if Sox GM Ken Williams kicked it old school and searched for Colon via milk carton?

    http://thecheckdown.com/2009/07/fundamentals-bartolo-watch.html
    by amay23   July 09, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • check the local all-u-can-eat buffets.
    by BowlBound   July 09, 2009   Reply   Options  
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