Hi. I'm Aubrey Huff of the Baltimore Orioles. And I'd like to get to know your horseshit town. You may remember me as the guy who went on a z-list satellite shock jock's show last year and, while drunkenly painting a porn star's bare arse, called Baltimore a horseshit city. Well, a lot's changed
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