KHALIL GREENE RUMORS

The Golden Sombrero presents MLB Look-alikes: Khalil Green and Jeff Spicoli(Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Maybe Spicoli could have given Khalil a little something to help with his anxiety…

The Rangers decided to void Khalil Greene's contract, reports MLB.com's T.R. Sullivan.

The Texas Rangers signed Khalil Greene to be their reserve infielder in January, and it appears that the team is going to have to move to a backup plan for their backup plan. The Rangers announced on Monday that Greene will not be joining the team or reporting to the team's spring training camp in Surprise, Arizona. No exact reason was given, though general manager Jon Daniels did

Greene—0 for his last 16 AB—is back on the DL with his "social anxiety disorder." Maybe he just needs time to grow a better mullet. [MLB.com]

Wire, briar, limber lock.  Three geese in a flock.  One flew east, and one flew west, and one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.  -Mother’s Goose Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Earlier this season, Khalil Greene had been predicted to be this season’s Comeback Player of the Year.  He had a superb spring training.  [...]

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Sometimes the posts write themselves... From Sign On San Diego, via Deadspin: "(Khalil) Greene said after the 7-3 defeat to the Diamondbacks that he was in "excruciating pain" after fouling a ball off his shin during the seventh inning. After the at-bat ended with Greene's 100th strikeout, Greene went to clubhouse tunnel. There, Greene said, his frustration...

It's Friday, you're at work and you need the internet to carry you until 5 and into another glorious weekend. Never fear, we're here to spin you 'round the blogosphere. Like a record, baby. I saw this about Khalil Green breaking his hand at Deadspin. I think everyone should know when an athlete ends his season with an act of stupidity.

Apparently out of ideas as to how to make his 2008 campaign any worse, Khalil Greene decided to throw Padres fans a bone and end his season prematurely by punching a wall during the team's Wednesday night loss to the D-backs. Greene's immature selfless act resulted in a broken left hand, leaving him out of [...]

Khalil Greene would be an All-Star every year if he didn't call Petco home. Based on this Ducksnorts post, Baseball Musings posed this question? "While managers platooned players based on handedness for decades, I've often wondered if home/road platoons might be appropriate in extreme parks." In Greene's case, it might make sense. What do you think?