After serving a nine-month suspension for painkillers -- for an MMA practitioner, pills that should come in a Pez dispenser -- judo artist Karo Parisyan will be making his return to the UFC on November 21 against ground expert Dustin Hazelett. This according to MMAWeekly. Lack of finishing ability is usually a source of derision among fans, but Parisyan is probably the most exciting decision fighter in the sport: in 12 UFC bouts since his debut there in 2004, nine have gone the distance. Y...