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By now, you may have heard that Dana White's huge, life-altering, cancer-curing, global warming-solving announcement originally scheduled for Thursday has been delayed until next week. So what's the hold up?
Here's my theory. I have no evidence to support it...yet. I've got monkeys working around the clock to find it. But anyway - I think this whole "huge announcement" business got out of hand, and it scared the crap out of Dana. So much so that he just rolled with it. When he first mentioned the big announcement, he was drunk, and like many drunks, he may have over-exaggerated (again, I don't have evidence of Dana's level of intoxication, but the monkeys will find it). But then the speculation began. Chuck v. Anderson Silva, a new TV deal, sale to Vince McMahon, an IPO - "Are you kidding me?!?", Dana said. "I can't top those!"
So what does he do? The same thing anyone does when they're caught in a lie they can't back up - he delays. And he'll keep delaying. And delaying. Until, everyone is so tired of him delaying that they just forget about it. AND THEN - the moment will be ripe for Dana to reveal that he and Brock Lesnar got matching tattoos.
By now, you may have heard that Dana White's huge, life-altering, cancer-curing, global warming-solving announcement originally scheduled for Thursday has been delayed until next week. So what's the hold up?
Here's my theory. I have no evidence to support it...yet. I've got monkeys working around the clock to find it. But anyway - I think this whole "huge announcement" business got out of hand, and it scared the crap out of Dana. So much so that he just rolled with it. When he first mentioned the big announcement, he was drunk, and like many drunks, he may have over-exaggerated (again, I don't have evidence of Dana's level of intoxication, but the monkeys will find it). But then the speculation began. Chuck v. Anderson Silva, a new TV deal, sale to Vince McMahon, an IPO - "Are you kidding me?!?", Dana said. "I can't top those!"
So what does he do? The same thing anyone does when they're caught in a lie they can't back up - he delays. And he'll keep delaying. And delaying. Until, everyone is so tired of him delaying that they just forget about it. AND THEN - the moment will be ripe for Dana to reveal that he and Brock Lesnar got matching tattoos.
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