A Couple Delicious Pranks

Putting clear tape on a hocky players blades so he eats it when he tries to skate. Putting some kind of dead animal in a teamates locker, or in their car. Jacking someone clothes while they are in the shower and hiding them, soaking them, putting them on ice etc.. Plastic wrapping another teams underwear to a diving board. Freezing another teams underwear. Putting Icy Hot in a players jockstrap. All of these are pranks that are more or less harmless and overall pretty funny (maybe not the Icy Hot) Well Last night The Ultimate Fighter took it to a new level. Team Noguera had been eating Lawler's (Team Mir) fruit platter. So in response Team Mir pissed in the fruit platter, which of course Team Noguera devoured. As if that wasn't hysterically gross enough in revenge for Team Mir eating Phillipe's sushi Team Noguera decided to spooge in it. Yep you read that right they SPOOGED in the sushi which of course got eaten and led to a lovely song being sung about eating semen. Then the next day the semen eater got destroyed by Phillipe in the Octagon. I thought it was funny as hell, my fiance almost vomited. I challenge any of you to come up with a better bunch of sports pranks.