Found August 12, 2010 on Hammer Fisted:

Last time Alan Belcher taught us the proper technique for choking out a baby. Because let’s face it, sometimes they have it coming. Now, just in case the baby is some sort of ninja, with underrated submission defense and gets out of your sub attempt, passes guard, and gets the mount, Alan Belcher has you covered. Watch as he teaches the proper technique for defending against a baby mount. Or any mount for that matter.

Surprisingly, pull out their pacifier was not one of the steps mentioned. Then again a crying, angry baby is not a baby I want on top of me. Especially with a soiled diapers. Ew. Nothing makes me dry heave more than a dirty diaper.

Maybe those sharp baby nails were responsible for Belcher’s detached retina…Hmmm…

(props to PanicPulse)

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