An Open Letter To Dana White

Found June 19, 2008 on Sports Muffin:

Dear Dana, Thank you for being a shrewd business man that squeezes your competition by the balls. A man who makes your competition sit knee deep in red ink due to your no bones about it attitude. You use words like f&*k more than 50 times a minute and can bench 315 pounds, but you know the reason I really love you??????

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