F'ing Dana White

For a couple of weeks now, MMA fans around the world have been speculating what Dana White's "shocking" announcement was going to be. It was promised it would be something that would shape the course of the UFC for years to come. Rumors were running rampant on what it could be. Was Floyd Mayweather signing with the UFC? Did the UFC strike a network TV deal with FOX? Was Dana actually doing business with Vince McMahon and were the two going to buy the company from the Fertitta brothers?