UFC 135: Bones and Rampage, *******

I'm quite excited for this UFC card. Jon Jones defends his Light Heavyweight title for the first time against B.A. Baracus and Nate Diaz tries to avenge his brother's 2007 overuled gogoplata win turn no contest to Takanori Gomi. Just say no, kids. I should have had my predictions up earlier than mere hours away from the fights but, once again, I found myself in the French Quarter trying to convince strippers that I'm a race car driver. And that almost always ends with a hangover, shame and glitter on my face. I hope my mom doesn't read this post, she doesn't like MMA.As always, my picks are bold and the lines are from those fine folks at Bodog who gave me $20 in singles last night...Jon Jones -500 vs. Quinton Jackson +350The 24-year-old prodigy defends his freshly acquired 205-pound championship belt for the first time against Rampage Jackson. While I think Rampage still has the ability to stop anybody with his striking game, I don't give him much of a shot a...