WWJD? - What Wouldn't Jose Do

After last nights DREAM event, we at the Dojo have adopted a slight variation on the famous acronym, and it involves a different J.C. Nowadays, WWJD stands for What Wouldn't Jose [Canseco] Do? So when we're faced with a difficult set of circumstances, we're going to choose the one most likely NOT to be the one Canseco would go with. He's had a track record of poor decisions; however, his latest may have been his greatest...