Ron Artest is quickly becoming one of our favorite players of all time. After all these years of absurdity, he just keeps amazing us with a new way to look like a complete whack-job. Like last night, out of no where, figured a little Kobe Bean elbow was over the top enough to get himself kicked right out of the middle of a playoff game. We love Ron, please don't stop what your doing and stay "hood."
"NO LAYUPS! NO LAYUPS!" - After an entire game of mental instability, this quote just about sums it up down in Mormon country.
"Paaaaaaul, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to humiliate you on TV." - A simple serenade to Paul Pierce after de-pantsing him in the middle of a game.
"Fortunately beer doesn't harm your eyes, you can just whipe it out." - After the Palace brawl, Artest seems more worried about the beer burning his eyes out, you know, because beer does that...
"I've been in the stands before..." - At the end of game 6 this year vs. the Blazers, Ron thought about having some dude's beer. I guess that would have been fine, as long as his eyes weren't involved in the consumption.
"You're not ready for me Kobe." - Ron-Ron getting inside Kobe's head? Or maybe just allowing him to drop 18 in the 4th?
"Brandon Roy is the best player I've played against." - The now famous quotes on Brandon Roy as the best player he's ever faced. Well, except for some guy that's now in jail. Ok!
"I'm growing up, maturing, but at the same time I'm hood forever. - Post-brawl interview reminding everyone that he's "hood". We know Ron, no need for reminders.
"Tracy has to step it up on defense, he's very inconsistent on defense, so he has to get better." - Artest showing his love for teammates and also calling himself a #1 while in Sacramento. And no, he's not kidding.
"Stay focused and stay away from unknown females." - Advice for the kids. Solid.
"When you train dogs to fight, someone could really get hurt or die just from snappin'." - Some brilliant insight there during his PETA ad. I had no idea that fighting pit bulls could get someone hurt!
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"NO LAYUPS! NO LAYUPS!" - After an entire game of mental instability, this quote just about sums it up down in Mormon country.
"Paaaaaaul, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to humiliate you on TV." - A simple serenade to Paul Pierce after de-pantsing him in the middle of a game.
"Fortunately beer doesn't harm your eyes, you can just whipe it out." - After the Palace brawl, Artest seems more worried about the beer burning his eyes out, you know, because beer does that...
"I've been in the stands before..." - At the end of game 6 this year vs. the Blazers, Ron thought about having some dude's beer. I guess that would have been fine, as long as his eyes weren't involved in the consumption.
"You're not ready for me Kobe." - Ron-Ron getting inside Kobe's head? Or maybe just allowing him to drop 18 in the 4th?
"Brandon Roy is the best player I've played against." - The now famous quotes on Brandon Roy as the best player he's ever faced. Well, except for some guy that's now in jail. Ok!
"I'm growing up, maturing, but at the same time I'm hood forever. - Post-brawl interview reminding everyone that he's "hood". We know Ron, no need for reminders.
"Tracy has to step it up on defense, he's very inconsistent on defense, so he has to get better." - Artest showing his love for teammates and also calling himself a #1 while in Sacramento. And no, he's not kidding.
"Stay focused and stay away from unknown females." - Advice for the kids. Solid.
"When you train dogs to fight, someone could really get hurt or die just from snappin'." - Some brilliant insight there during his PETA ad. I had no idea that fighting pit bulls could get someone hurt!
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Original Story:
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