3, 37 and 0: Ordinary Alone, Magical in the Land of Knicks

"Stretch Me Good. It Gets Mad Tight on That Bench!"(cash register rings in background)Tuesday evening, as LeBron and the Cavs humiliated NY in a circus-like atmosphere at the Garden, I thought not of the money the Knicks have cleared or could eventually offer LeBron James in 2010. Instead, I was mesmerized by a small and informal calculation I'd bounced around out of boredom while staring at the Knicks bench. Actually, it was more a like small series of figures: 3, 37, 0. Seemingly benign numbers. Harmless, really. No real rhyme or reason to them, right? Au contraire, mon fraire.These seemingly innocuous little digits have quite the significance in the land of the Knicks - where the absurd is not only attainable, but in overflowing abundance.EXHIBIT 1Name: Jerome Keith JamesNickname: Pimp O' the BenchMost Notable Accomplishment as Knick: Logging a total of five minutes during the 07-08 campaign and nailing all of his shots including one field goal and 2-for-2 from ...