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Found November 15, 2007 on theguyreport.blogspot.com:
PLAYERS: Derek Fisher,  Grant Hill,  Yao Ming,  Brian Scalabrine,  Kobe Bryant,  Robert Swift,  Luke Ridnour,  Luther Head,  Mark Madsen
TEAMS: Los Angeles Lakers,  Phoenix Suns,  Houston Rockets,  Boston Celtics,  Oklahoma City Thunder,  Minnesota Timberwolves

Do you think there's any player in the NBA that doesn't get ass? OK, because he's the poster boy for Vanilla Ice Cream, Mark Madsen obviously doesn't get ass. But, other than Mr. Maddy? Here's who I nominate for my ALL-NBA NO-ASS TEAM...

The Guy Report Editor Ray Guy is a humor consultant for ESPN Magazine's back page.
Original Story: http://theguyreport.blogspot.com/2007...
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